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princehomo:

lordpayne:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

"MY CEREAL!!!"

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i’m not ashamed of this anymore this is real this is me

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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  • white people: *force their hair to be matted to form what they think are dreadlocks so they can feel ~one with nature~ and go through some bullshit spiritual hippie phase, probably appropriating other cultures too*
  • black people: *manage to have their hair lock with ease in order to keep their natural hair maintained but get criticized for it bc it’s seen as unprofessional and dirty*

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(Source: hideiwa)

thatfunnyblog:

what i if told you

you the read first line wrong

same with the second

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(Source: unslain)